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A ranch in Texas home to many rescued animals including a Kangaroo, 3 Rheas, and an Opossum.
The Urban Rescue Ranch is based and Christpilled
This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.
So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...
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Term used in reference to a sorority house on a college campus that's filled with promiscuous sorority girls.
Dude, if you wanna get laid go party at the Pi Beta Pi house. That place is the biggest slut ranch on campus.
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The sixtieth installation in the Ram Ranch Cinematic universe, this Ram Ranch has the cowboys go to the planet Mars on a spacecraft, and buttfucking Justin Bieber at the same time while they go there.
"Yo, on the spacecraft to Mars!"
"Justin Bieber, getting buttfucked!"
Person: Yo, have you seen Ram Ranch 60?
Person 2 (You, the reader): Fuck yea! That's one of the best in the entire series!
A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.
"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."
Yo, what do we have here?
A huge space craft pulling up to the cockship
Yo, what are those letters I see?
N, I, G, G, A
S
Dot X X X
A huge space craft filled with niggas?
Ohh fuck
Verse 1
Forty naked niggas coming aboard the cockship
Huge, hard, throbbing, 12-inch cocks, hard as rocks
Gonna fuck and fuck and fuck raw boys
Verse 2
Yo, Ram Ranch cow boys, rodeo boys
Gonna be butt fucked huge hard nigga cocks
Gonna fuck and fuck and fuck those boys
Huge hard cocks, hard as rocks
Gonna fuck and fuck and fuck white rodeo boys
Butt holes in the air
Huge hard cocks
Fucking them, fucking 'em, fucking those boys
Cum a flowing cum a flowing cum a flowing
Yo Simon, and Noah, and Diego, and Gabe
Yo Whats stoffin? Justin and, Conner, and zack
Buttholes in the air
Yea Josh, begging and begging for more
Fuck a nigga whore
YO swallow all that cum boys
YO huge hard cocks hard as rocks
Fucken and fuken and fucken those white boys
Huge hard nigga cocks
12 inch cocks hard as rocks
Fucken and fucked and fucken those whiteboys
Buttholes in the air begging for more, begging for more, begging for more
Fuck a nigga whore
Begging for more, begging fore more, begging for more, huge hard cocks Fucken and fucken, and fucken and fucken and fucken, fucken
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When you take a dump in a Mexican chicks pussy in order to get a gay guy to fuck her.
Juan, I am so proud of you for taking on that spicy ranch taco challenge.
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