code of the road

The unwritten rule in which a hitch-hiker is obligated to give oral pleasure to the kind person who picked them up

I picked up this old lady on my way to the west. God bless the Code of the Road

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Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

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Mile Road

Make up most of the major east-west roads of Detroit's northern suburbs. The miles are measured going north from the intersection of Woodward & Michigan in Detroit. They include the infamous 8 Mile Road, the dividing line between Detroit's generally wealthy suburbs and more impoverished inner city. The mile roads are numbered up to 37.

"Where's Oakland Mall?"
"At 14 Mile Road & John R."

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road rules

Another mistake that MTV aires to appease the losers that watch this crap.

Person 1: wanna watch some road rules?

Person 2: nah, I'd rather go help my grandpa wax his pubes.

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road soda

Any alcoholic beverage consumed inside a moving automobile, but the term is used almost exclusively for beer (or perhaps malt liquor). The beverage is consumed by driver, passenger, or both. This activity is illegal in many states due to open container laws, but is still widely practiced and enjoyed!

"Since your sorry ass is two hours late, we won't have time to tailgate before the concert. Let's pick up some road sodas at the next liquor store."

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road-head

Getting sucked off while driving a car or vehicle

I got road-head on the way to a party last night, im so glad that girl swallowed.

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Jeffy in the Road

A minor inconvenience; a speedbump in the way of getting with a girl; the guy, who has an outstanding relationship with a girl, who you must bump out of the way to get with her

Guy 1: Man, I'd love to get with Jolanta.
Guy 2: I heard she has a boyfriend.
Guy 1: Nevermind him. He's just a Jeffy in the Road. He'll be out of the picture in a week.

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