Well, Sophie is a hot and popular girl. She's pretty athletic and the guys love her for that. Guys from grades above her are attracted to her also, which is pretty badass. Roman, on the other hand is super hot.. kind of a douche, but is SUPER hot. Roman and Sophie flirt a lot and he needs to ask her out.
Roman: man, sophie is pretty hot, but she rejected me once already... whatever
Friend 1: well.. dont give up. that was like a year ago. and she's admitted she thinks your super hot!
Roman: okay, maybe.
Friend 1: Just think.. Sophie and Roman.. dats hot.
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A very gay person who likes men
He's so felipe roman
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Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
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The type of guy who says yes to a million no's!
Shall the S.O.P.A. act fail to pass?
Congress and brainwashed people: NO!
The Roman Rich: YES!
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hey bitch why dont u put those lips on my roman canoli
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Simultaneously having diarrhea, pissing, vomiting, and nose bleeding at the same time. If crying is involved, and it usually is, it's considered the fifth stream.
Paul: "Aw shit man! Were you at Club X last night?"
Randy: "Yeah, why."
Paul: "That bitch Kelly got so fucked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a Roman sprinkler."
Randy: "So that's why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor."
Paul: "Yeah. I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and margaritas."
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To be Highly over} and depend on, to the point that is obvious
Ray: I'm Going to save The World !
Trevor: ok then
Ray: or even the Universe!
Trevor: Don't Go Roman Reigning on that shit Ray.
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