Rule Of 40

A made-up rule where people who are 40 years old or older get to use the rule as a response to anything they don’t want to participate in.

Travis: “Hey Tristen, look at this!”

*Tristen looks down at Travis’ hand, and sees that Travis has made the Circle Game sign. *

Tristen: “No man that doesn’t count, The rule of 40 bro”

Tight Rules

Meaningless phrase that sounds hip enough for nobody to question it. This enables you to sound like you have your finger on the urban pulse when in reality you sit in your country house all day playing classical music and looking at your monkey puzzle tree. Can be used as a response to pretty much any statement, depending on it's infliction.

1. (positive infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Hey! We've scored some buzz on the dip with the floonies up whitespit!
You(not comprehending): Tight Rules!

2. (negative infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Spuz monkey, dude. Our hicks got our number and now we fry in twenty-five, you ringin' what we jack?
You: Tight Rules, man. Tight Rules.

The Tip Rule

1. The process of planning the cost of anything you are willing to spend your money on with the idea you will spend the equivalent to that or less, in turn it results in costing more by at least 20%.

2. The final pricing of any advertised product.

The computer advertised for $499.99 comes to a final total of $687.32 with tax, warrantee, and spyware. The Tip Rule.

Dan: "I'm going to the bar and keeping it to $50 bucks."

Chris: " Remember The Tip Rule bro."

hammock rule

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.

Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels

Rule 52

The correct amount of times your allowed to be called before being taken off the list. Rule 52 also includes Rule 53 a motion to reconsider to be taken off the call list.

"are you aware of rule 52?'

ool rule

The number one rule of any pool. No pee (p) in my pool.

"Welcome swimmers! This is my pool. In my pool we have rules. The number one rule is the ool rule. As u can see, there is no pee (p) in my pool, let's try to keep it that way."

rule 2121

You cannot talk about COVID-19, the flu, Ebola, or any heart disease in tinder.

User: I would post a nude video today, but COVID-19 is hitting hard...
Follower: Rule 2121
User: ...