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Sammy Sosa

U guys are all a bunch of ignorants. Sammy Sosa is the true example of somebody who overcome all the dificulties of growing up the dominican republic (I am dominican too) and made a career in the MLB. U all cry babies know that sammy sosa was borned in a abandoned hospital? and he had to work shinning shoes and selling lemon juice cuz his dad died when he was 7? and he had to use a rolled juice container cuz he had no money to buy a baseball glove? Exactly, you don't know all of that cuz in the dominican some dirty ass place like Bronx of Compton would look like a fuckin 3 Billion neighborhood. So stop bitchin about Sammy. Yeah, he cheated with the cork in his bat, but it was an accident (yeah assholes, they checked all the other 72 bats of sammy sosa, all of them clear) and it is a common practice for all baseball player to practice with a corked bat (improves the swing). So wtf do u expect, is sammy sosa perfect,can't he make mistakes? ("oh my god, sammy used a corked bat " But they all look the same, it is probably just a mistake" "meh, who cares, lets call him cheater") Unless any of you were borned in an abandoned hospital, and had to work since you were 7 years old, and had to go play baseball shoeless and with a rolled juice container, and now you are a MLB player STFU and stop bitching!

"Sammy Sosa had to work since he was 7 years old, and he became one of the best MLB players!"

by Sendog July 9, 2005

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Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!

We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.

by One of the pack December 11, 2021


gup a sammy

to eat a sandwich

Should we go to Subway and gup a sammy or two with the fellas?
Hell yeah bro.

by gup guy July 24, 2023


sammy bump

A particularly large bump of Special K placed on the webbing of a users hand

I just took a Sammy Bump and now I can’t walk straight

by _sammy_ November 15, 2017


Sammy-Simp

The act of defecating all over the penis before receiving oral sex, followed by the receiver transferring the saliva-waste combination into the giver's mouth.

We walked into the room to find The Chad giving Bret a Sammy-Simp.

by Bad Chad January 23, 2011


Sammy Hakma

Sammy Hakma is a cool and amazing and funny kid

Sammy hakma is cool and amazing

by Dhzuzuuhdhd April 25, 2022


Sammi Inga

The embodiment of a cream puff. Cute and hot at the same time.

Sammi Inga, I choose you!

by Thiccthiccdaddy69 November 17, 2021