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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 27, 2018


Scoring headers

Very Tired or sleepy. The action footballers make when they score headers. The nod down to head the ball into the net. Similar to nodding asleep on a train.

I’m going to bed, I’ve been scoring headers on the couch.

by Irish Gav July 5, 2021


Running down the score

The opposite of running up the score. A team that has no chance of winning scores as the game comes to a close.

In sports where the winner's margin of victory matter, it is important for the losing team to erase as much of the scoring deficit as possible.

Running down the score was necessary for NC State against Villanova if they wanted to stay as a top 25 college basketball team in next week's poll.

by Original Orangutans November 26, 2023


Big Score

When something positive happens to you or some one else.

Big score guy

by Papa Lerario February 8, 2022


He shoots, he scores!

"He shoots, he scores!" is an exclamation used by non-professional footballers to emphasize their excitement upon scoring a goal. The term was first used by soccer match commentators.

John shouted happily He shoots, he scores! after successfully scoring goal.

by montyBabinotis November 1, 2022


Snap Score

Get a life and get off SnapChat

Person 1: Look I have such a high Snap Score

Person 2: Get a life!

by CreepyTheWise November 21, 2022


pantry score

food you find in your cupboard that you didn't know you had

Yeeeeees! Chocolate chips! Now I don't have to go to the store AGAIN, before I make cookies...... Pantry Score!!!!

by calidomo October 23, 2014