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The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you
I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all
When you vomit at acceptable levels
The Sims 3 patch notes:
Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels
A bitch that needs to get her head out of her ass its not a hat.she also has a penis
Hey girl stop being a Mrs. Sims
Keyword for identifying known hipsters, after identification has been completed you then proceed to show a picture of infamous and controversial figure Dongsim. This is often then proceeded by commonly male and male sexual intercourse.
Man 1 : you are sim! *shows picture of Dongsim*
Man 2 : you are sim! *shows picture of Dongsim*
*violent buttsex*
Breathing heavy, Random erections, No Friends.
You know Dustin? He's such a space sim enthusiast, full wet him self at Yela.
She gotta an amazing mouth. 👀 nice rack too. Looks white tho. 8.5/10
“Yo I had a dream I got the best head”
“Must be sim purewal”