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To be without monetary funds, or lacking in anything.
Because of the overpriced dinner, I was squid-inked for the rest of the week and couldn't pay my bills.
When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.
You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!
when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face
damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye
1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.
2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.
That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!
When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
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The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.
Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.
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