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In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"
"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
When an event or person is absolutely amazing. Top of the heap, best of the best.
That ice cream sundae was the squirrels pearls!
A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.
"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".
"Why?"
"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"
"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"
"Well, you did. You did"
When a woman shaves her pubic hair but neglects to trim her asshole.
I never seen anything like it, I turned the bitch around and seen a 4 inch squirrel tail.
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He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.
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To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.
"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"
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Secretly catching a glimpse of a woman's underwear.
I was sitting in class and caught a squirrel shot under Kristen's desk. Damn thats a fat squirrel.
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