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The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.
Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."
Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."
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Someone who has memorised the entire range of Starbucks drinks and can recite them at will.
Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."
Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"
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an overweight starbucks patron usually dressed in sweatpants and 3xx Tshirt who orders a non fat latte with a shot of caramel and whipped cream and a blueberry muffin
it looks like a starbucks dieter convention in here today
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The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.
"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"
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Noun 1. the act of pouring lukewarm coffee into the woman's vagina and sucking it out with a straw*
*Note: Make sure that coffee does not exceed 85 degrees
**Note: Do not use sugar. It encourages bacterial growth, and yeast infection may result.
I gave my girlfriend a starbucks special, and it was very tasty!
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The little black chunks in the bottom of a crappuccino.
I drank half of my coffee but stopped when I hit the Starbucks pebbles.
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The best pussy in the universe. The nectar of the gods
Dude, I'm still in la la land after that Starbucks pussy I got last night
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