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Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.
Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.
Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?
Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)
Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach
When you are eating something that you like but your full and you want more but youre full
Grandma-Alex why arent you eating its your favorite
Alex-My tonuge wants more but my stomach dosent
Grandma-A ok then
An excuse used by best bros who are youtubers and are ashamed of admitting that they just farted.
Person 1: farts
Person 1 or 2: Stomach movement!
When your stomach starts to do whale sounds and you want to kill yourself in the process because you've done it in front of your crush.
When John invited his crush to Starbucks, his stomach burping, so he tried to kill himself before the coffee was served.
A gas station hot dog rolled in grease which enables the dog to fire down the back of the throats in one fell swoop.
Dude I think I shit out those stomach darts faster than I ate them.
Any food you ritually eat when you're not hungry but feel like eating for no reason.
Ethan: They say carrots are a bad stomach filler because they are surprisingly high in sugar.
Hawke: What's a "stomach filler"?
Ethan: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you goddamn retard!
When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies
man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn