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When you eat a shit ton of
raw cookie dough and sit and front of a heater for 12 fucking hours and then take laxatives and shit crispy cookie chunks
I ate so much cookie dough,I think I’ll shit out a cookie plater if I have baked stomach
When the “d” so fire your stomach is scrambled
“His dick was so big and he pumped me so hard he’s a STOMACH SCRAMBLER!”
wrongly known by some as “belly button”, the divet on your stomach that was created by the umbilical cord falling off as a child.
my stomach hole is an outie
Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.
Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.
Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?
Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)
Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach
She had butterflies in the stomach because she had a date in five minutes
A Stomach Nugget is when a small nugget of shit is left on your stomach after doing doggy style with a dirty lady.
Neddy was with a slapper last night and she left a stomach nugget on his belly.
yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”