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A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.
Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.
When a male masturbates quickly.
"I got in a quick d stretch before the rave tonight."
the patch of cum that stays on the skin for a long period of time either after a man ejaculates on himself or someoine else, which causes it to dry. once the skin is stretched out, you can feel the skeet pulling the skin.
After having sex with my girlfriend, I skeeted on her but waited too long to help her wipe up. It dried up so when she went to get up, it created a dry stretch. She wasn't too thrilled.
1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.
2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.
To slowly pull and massage your penis in a public restroom
When she locked the door to the men’s room I thought she was ready to go so I gave it a little Rush Inn stretch