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The act of opening your mouth and dropping to your knees while holding out your tongue ready to blow that load
When william was hanging out with my brother things went quiet then elevator music started to play behind closed doors
A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".
"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."
As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.
"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."
The term for ensuring ur mates dick is perfectly bush sculpted by God himself don't let ur bro down now
Chad: Hey dude what u up to today bro
Dillon: Not much just being Brodies dick elevator, u?
Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.
Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!
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A certain height where a male's genitalia is higher up than someone else's height. Commonly occuring for those above 8 feet tall.
He was so tall that from my perspective he had an elevated penis.
The Bradford college Secret Elevator that only a certain amount of people know about
Lets take the Secret Elevator