english hook

When someone kicks a man in the balls, from behind.

Eric was being an asshole, so when he was walking away from me, I gave him an english hook.

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hooked nose

An extremely off centered nose

"Hooked nose" is defined in the story below:
Senor Tomaso Padilla, the anal conqistador of Spain, had his nose hooked six inches to the left because he insulted someone

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hook nosed

Derogatory adjective for a Jew. Derived from the stereotypical long noses with a downward curve found on semitic peoples.

That hook nosed bastard cheated me out of all my money!

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fish hooke

When a guy or girl curls his or her middle finger and surprisingly tries to hook a girl in the vagina.

Dude did you just see that!? That drunk chick just tried to fish hooke jerbear! She's gonna be digging those leggings out of her vag for a week!

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hook up

1) to get together with someone with the intention of dating or having sexual relations with them.

2) to meet up with someone to hang out.

3) to "hook someone up" means to provide that person with some kind of item or service, often of an illegal nature.

1) "I hooked up with my girlfriend when she used to live next door to me."

2) "We'll hook up with you guys later at Cassidy's."

3) "Hook me up with an Alpine sometime if you can."

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fish hook

when you're getting head from a chick and you have a dick piercing. just before you blow you catch the piercing onto her cheek and reel 'er in and watch her squirm and squeal. that is what i call "catch of the day"

Man, last night I fish hooked this bitch last night and damn that was a good catch.

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hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

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