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A variation of the term Hurt Locker. A Hurt purse is like a mini hurt locker.Hurt purse mitifies a hurt locker. Hurt purse is an easier workout than a hurt locker workout.
Man, that 20 min steady state was only a hurt purse, nothing compared to 4 x 6, now thats a hurt locker
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a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them
I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.
The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.
Phrase meant to imply that a person isn’t masculine enough to handle a situation in a manly way and that they should therefore handle the situation in a way that someone feminine enough to carry a purse would.
Edgar: Man I have tried and tried and I just can’t get this CV axle out of the transmission. Do you have any idea what I’m doing wrong? Do you know of any tips or tricks I can use?
Jude: Hit it with your purse.
When a little kid is getting bullied and goes to the women’s self defense course at the ymca and then kicks the bully in the groin
Bobby: THATS MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU Bobby: kicks Peggy in her yuh huh. Peggy: I have no testicles Bobby where’s your secret weapon now. Random kid: SHE BLUFFING FINISH HER
A wretched old woman's meaning of a vagina when she is over protective and crazed.
Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy's demon-purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.
Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy demon purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.
Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.
The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.