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A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home
Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!
Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.
The male version of a cat burglar.
The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.
A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.
Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.
Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
One who takes shit or allows themself to be spoken down to by others.
“Poor Jeff, he always allows his boss to talk down to him, poor turd burglar”
A person who anally fists another, grabbing the feces inside the anal cavity. The fister then removes the contents of the anus and proceeds to Waluigi-run away from the crime scene (usually while also maniacally laughing). This is a very real and lucrative crime. On average a turd burglary occurs at least once every hour.
911 Operator: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”
Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.
Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.