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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.
We got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.
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Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.
Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool
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He cannot be described in the English language... or any language for that matter.
There are no words that are capable of stating his: brilliance, ridiculously handsome features, personality, sense of humour, and his heart.
However, even with this "Superman" like description, the man has a problem to fall... and fall hard.
He could possibly be the greatest being to ever walk the face of the earth, and with millions (billions when he meets the rest) of girls out there all lining up for his recognition, he seems to always choose the "wrong" one... The taken one.
Even this Captain, whom owns a purple boat, has a weakness for the girls who have boyfriends. And it's these girls who are his kryptonite... At the moment, the "kryptonite" can be found in his other Captain of this purple boat who he shares it with.
The only difference between Captain Fred and Superman is... Superman got the girl.
Girl A: Who's hotter; Edward Cullen or Jacob Black ?
Girl B: Captain Fred.
Boy A: What's that new Superman movie called ?
Girl C: You mean the one with the smoking hot perfect guy... Myles Best ? Or the other smoking hot perfect guy... Captain Fred ?
Boy B: We're all human, and nobody is perfect...
Captain Fred: You clearly haven't met my other Captain.
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The drunkest person at the bar/party/family dinner. Encourages everyone around them to drink more, often ordering rounds of shots and not paying for them.
Jane: Did you see her puking all over the bartender?
John: Yeah, she's Captain Ridiculous every weekend.
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A superhero from the Capcom game "Captain Commando". The game was a beat 'em up following in the footsteps of Final Fight. The character returned later for the Marvel vs Capcom games and most recently, Namco x Capcom (Japan-only game).
If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.
*At the Avengers Headquarters*
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.
Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.
Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?
Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!
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Trent Edwards, QB Buffalo Bills. The phrase used to describe Trent Edwards, the QB of the NFL's Buffalo Bills. The NFL quarterback who historically throws most of his passes under ten yards.
This phrase can also be used to describe any QB who tends to throw the majority of his passes under ten yards.
Lee Evans and TO were open down field all day and of course Captain Checkdown didn't throw to them once.
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