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The gift of having a nice ass like Gaby (see definition of "GABY")
Damn girl that is one fine ass...you got the gift of the Gab!!!!
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When a fine honey gets all dressed up even though she knows she won't be dressed for long.
Angela looked smokin in her gift wrapping, I couldn't wait to open my present when we got home.
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The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.
After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!
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CAN WE GET 5 GIFTED SUBS FOR FL0M CHECKING THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chat can we get 5 gifted subs for ____________?
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When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.
Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.
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A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.
Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket
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The act of giving a condom to your friend as a gift and then using the same condom to have sex with his or her roommate the same night.
The condom can also be substituted with alcohol or any other tangible item but must be used without the person the gift was bought for and used the same night the gift was given.
Girl 1: Happy birthday! (hands Boy 1 a condom)
Boy 1: Haha. Thanks. Always need these right.
4 hours later
Boy 1: Hey Roommate 1. Have you seen that condom Girl 1 gave me tonight?
Roommate 1: Oh, you mean the one you got for your birthday?
Boy 1: Yeah
Roommate 1: Oh...(rubbing back of head)...yeah...I definitely used that tonight when I was having sex with Girl 1.
Boy 1: (Blank stare) Talk about a Trojan Indian Gift.