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Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.
EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.
EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.
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The sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. Characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. Also, accented by eccentric names, involving T's L's and X's.
Chick: WTF?
T(vowel)X(vowel)L: Oh lord! My sloppy knockers are a jingling and a-jangling.
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karli: "heh you hop knocker?!"
renee: "heh i'm not a bloody bitch ass niger?!?!!?!?!?"
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when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.
what the hell was that noise?
don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers
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An 1800's style of beard that resembles a door-knocker. You shave the cheeks and chin, leaving a line under the chin and on each side of the mouth connecting to a moustache.
PERSON 1 : “What style would you like today, Sir?”
PERSON 2 : “I'm thinking a door-knocker could be nice, thank you.”
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A really dumb person who has no sexual appeal
He is a dip knocker
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A woman who provides regular sexual favours for many people. Money need not change hands to be considered one.
My mate was on his way home and a big set of blue balls on him. So he dropped into see the local whore knocker for a servicing.
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