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The way to Micke Grove from Hwy. 99.
It's not my fault that you've never been to Stockton!
The anus of a man infected with HIV.
He rode the HIV Lane on the Hershey Highway all night long and then died five years later.
When excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. You have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.
They say it takes balls to pull a Lane Splitter. But it usually it usually takes a hand, too.
This man is usually a guitarist, doesn't have much look with love but is a pretty cool guy. Can be mates with his cousin tho....
Jake lane is my Bandmate
The force that compels any given driver to remain faithful to the lane they have chosen despite the other lane(s) appearing to move faster.
Other names for this are "fear" or "laziness".
A common enemy of the loyal and a good cause of passive aggressive driving is the merge hopper.
"...H-hey, where are you going? You just merged in front of me 2 minutes ago! Don't you have any lane loyalty?! I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE ALONE"
A very simple law Floridiots can't seem to grasp.
Why do all these dumb Floridians travel 10 miles under the speed limit in the passing lane all the damn time!?
Had the greatest fucking playground in the world... before they tore it down
"Hey, wanna go to Abbey Lane and go on the swings, go down one of the 7 slides or crawl through the tires?"
"How about all three?"