My Mum

A great lady 😹 looking at you mother

‘My Mum is so cool’

‘No she’s not fatty’

6👍 2👎

Vlad's mum

Biggest hoe in the village. Sleeps with every guy and girl she's ever met.

Stevie : Dude Vlad's mum is like a bowling ball!

Gordon : how come?

Stevie : she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down the alley.

13👍 10👎

ya mum

A well fit bitch who i had last night

i had carl nunns mum

24👍 20👎

Bambi's Mum

The feeling of sadness that you get, is equivalent to the feeling you had as a child when realising Bambi's Mum had deceased.

I failed my exam" "Bambi's Mum :(

6👍 3👎

ya mum

one of the best insults EVER cause there rly isnt a reply insult. used when;
1)u have NO idea what the insult meant
or
2)u have no other comeback
3)u dont know how to answer the qn or cbf

1) Davo: omgsh look at the MINGER!!!
Julie: ya mum's a minger!
Bill: zing

2) Davo: Julie's ugly!!!
Julie: ya mum!!

3) Bill: oi, davo!
Davo: yeh?
Bill: what's the time?
Davo: ya mum

14👍 11👎

Your mum

The only insult to not only insult someone to fuck but also make you laugh because it is so old school

'Hey, did you make that smell'
'Your mum smells'
:(

25👍 23👎

step mum

a stupid bitch who will stop at nothing to make you feel like shit. she'll make you want to kill yourself all the time because she is 'trying to help you' even though you know she's drunk every night because 'life's too much'

"ughh my step mum last night..."
"drunk?"
"of course"

16👍 15👎