Gasp

Describing a situation when somebody is being highly selfish or tight with their money.

When said the 'gaaaaa' part of the word is enhanced. At least for a second.

David wouldn't buy his round at the bar, he's a proper GASP

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Strokes

Basically sexually intercourse, but delivered in a stylish manner.

I gave your mum some STROKES last night

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cuntish

Can be used in two ways
1. To describe a person and the way they are acting.
2. To describe a situation that is not fair or wanted.

1. 'What do you mean you want to bone my mum, stop being CUNTISH man'
2. 'Rob said I can't bone his mum, arrgh, that's CUNTISH!'

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bretties

A nicely sized pair of breast, not too big, not too small

I do say, that rather attractive woman does have amazing BRETTIES

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Ram

Describes a situation where there are many people therefore creating a very crowded situation

Damn, the London underground was RAAAAM today.

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Stacked

Means you are
1.Well built, muscley
2.Packing big titties (e.g. Porn star Lovette, good example of stacked)

1.I wouldn't trouble that bouncer, he's fucking STACKED!
2.Look at those tits on her, she's STACKED!

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Longing it out

Making a situation more complicated or time-consuming than need be

'Girl, lick my balls tonight'
'No, you will have to wait until next week'
'Damn girl, why are you longing it out for!?'

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