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The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.
Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning
Big Oversize pants that dont fit the person wearing them
Take them big ass GD pants off boa... them bitches loose asl around yo waist.
When the person always buys pants that are actually 3/4 pants but wont admit it
Oh my god you have your hughes pants on again these ones arent even up to your knees?!?!
1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.
2. Pants that fit awkwardly.
1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...
Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.
I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.
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(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.
Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.
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An event that occurs every Friday, regardless of weather, where everyone is required to leave their pants at home for the day. The origins of No Pants Friday (NPF) can be traced back to a cold Canberra night (or two) at Nightsbridge, and first afflicted a group of hearty ANU students. The phenomenon spread like wildfire through the Chemistry department, eventually taking the Fenner school with it. With each Friday, the word spread and more and more men and women join in the NPF festivities.
Mel, it's No Pants Friday, get your pants off and get with the program.
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