The last cum after you and your mans have been going rounds in the bedroom. It’s about enough cum to fill your bellybutton.
Lily: Tom and I went hard in bed last night. By the time we were done he could only manage a tiddly poot.
Riley: that’s cute!
A person who is a party pooper, or just has no motivation.
Hey bitch, you act like a real poots boot when your on the rag.
A Poot Whoo is someone who is famous for letting out tremendous amounts of gas in the form of flatuations. Generally these powerful burst bring tears to the eye and smell as if someone has stained the air.
John: Dude, did you invite Rocky to the steam room party?
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.
Terror Poot: a fart that escapes when one is terrified.
"That clown jumped out of nowhere back in the haunted house! I think I let out a terror poot!"
A terror poot is a fart that escapes when one is truly terrified.
"Ah, man that smells. Did someone just rip a terror poot?"
The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.
The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass
“Dude you killed me!”
“Get pooted.”