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poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010


ha poot

spitting

i ha pooted on ur mum

by sexyprisoner22 May 11, 2022


pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude March 5, 2016


Poot

A general term for a socially autistic odd ball individual. The sort of person that panics when they're asked what sort of bread they want at Subway and has never gone to a party.

Stop being such a poot and come out.
Poot - individual
Poots - collective
Pooty - adjective

by Jptn December 6, 2017


poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.

he pooted

by tehejadentime March 6, 2022


POOT

A form of contraception. POOT: Pull Out On Time

You better POOT so I don’t get pregnant!

by Crayonlicker March 11, 2021


Poot

Someone unphotogenic-the term originated from anow unattractive picture of Demi Lovato. Her fans saw the photo and created a backstory- that "poot" is Demi's next of kin locked in a basement for years and is now out and about, hence the term "poot".

Tiffany: Did you see Linda's new profile pic?
Tina: OMG! She's such a poot.

by SwagmasterChick July 25, 2016