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brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
This is a term used by pornhub it is basically for any of the ads on the top of the videos saying that you don’t have to sign up to go on this other website and ... it’s not bullshit
“Horny moms in your area no sign up no bullshit”
“Wow I’m convinced... wait mom! Why are you the first one on this site!!”
Put ya george bush sign up if you don' give a fuck. - German Luger
Hooking up with a chubby girl, in honor of Steve Phillips' worst decision as general manager, and his worst decision as ESPN analyst.
"Where'd Nick get to?" "Oh, he's upstairs with that fat girl, signing Mo Vaughn."
Variant of the high sign given in especially disorderly situations. The stern high sign is delivered when a normal high sign would be insufficient to call the class to attention. The stern high sign is characterized by a menacing, aggressive tone, and is often accompanied by a domineering, even frenzied, staredown.
Profe.- "The natives must be restless today. Lupe Wawack, please give us the stern high sign."
Lupe- "Silencio clase! Levanten las manos! La clase de Español empieza! Las bocas estan cerradas! Bájense las manos!"
Profe.- "Gracias. Uno, dos, tres, minidiálogo."
The worst pop artist in history, with the added phrase "with a dollar sign" to make evident the crappiness of her act, especially her name. Ke$ha?!? Are you fuckin' serious. KE$HA?!? Oh yeah Kesha (with a dollar sign), you think you are so cute and so smart by coming up with a dollar sign in lieu of an "s". I can't believe nobody thought of that before! It's almost as shitty as the music itself. I would rather get stung up the dick hole by a hornet than listen to a so-called-song of yours.
Come on, why does all this crappy music exist today? Why did John Lennon and Kurt Kobain have to die? Fuck Justin Bieber. Fuck The Jonas Brothers. Fuck Miley Cyrus. And especially Fuck Kesha with a dollar sign.
A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.
Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign