two planker

A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.

"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"

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two girls

a series of fucking disgusting girls doing some nasty, kinky sex.

Mark: have you watched the Two Girls series?
Steve: No, you sick fuck

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two fingers

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hahahaha

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up yours!!!

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two hole

Slang term for da butt.

(golf course)
Francois: "Do you mind if my partner and I play through to hole #2? Your party is taking quite a while on hole #1."
Steve: "Yeah I bet you can't wait to get to the two hole, fudge packer. Hope you get in a good putt from the rough or two over there."
Francois: "Oh, thtop it. You're tho thilly."

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Two-Handing

The act of grabbing a woman's head with two hands to pull her mouth over your penis as you cum to force her to swallow your semen.

She said she wasn't into swallowing, but when I was ready I interlocked my fingers and gave her a two-handing she won't soon forget.

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Ten and two

Is the old way that new drivers were instructed (before the airbag advent) to place their hand at the steering wheel. I.e.: The left hand in "10" (clock position) and the right in position of "2".

Instructor: "Once you had the engine working, engage the first gear, and drive with your hands ten and two."

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two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.

the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!

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