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yoda

yoda is a small green man! he slithers around under your bed at night. he might whisper "climax i did" into your ear, but this rarely happens. if he visits you, youre sooooo lucky.

friend: howd you sleep last night?
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.

by juicebox.a.s January 17, 2020


Yoda

little green nut sack

look it’s yoda, the little green shit

by poopy, pp April 21, 2020


Yoda

A wrinkly old fuck who needs his ketamine.

Yoda: mmmm ketamine i need.

by lil tim November 8, 2021