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Synonymous with the yellowpages, industry pages is a retro futuristic description of the industrial age vs the information age via phonebooks.
When will these industry pages stop arriving at my doorstep?! Maybe I should frame one before the internet takes over.
Industrial Expansion is the extreme act of carnally shoving both of your fists up an asshole whilst they're together. Than you slowly diverge the fists as far as possible in the opposite directions to inflict maximum pain and pleasure, this can also be done as an alternative action whilst doing the danger wank.
"I'm going to do Industrial Expansion to your anus."
".....Shit....."
The mistake of man kind. One which brought us away from true “Ooga-booga” to “Ahem actually…”
The Industrial Revolution was truly a mistake for human kind.
This is a company which originally started in Ngee Ann Secondary school in 2022. The company has a youtube channel as well as a website that sells lettuce and tomato ketchup. The company rose to fame because of its brand ambassador, Ilyas Hakim, a legendary public speaker.
Ilyas : I dont want to be the mascot of kokonutt industries
ceo: you signed a contract
A girl whose self righteous attitude is a coping mechanism to be able to tolerate existing within the entertainment industry.
“Did you see how drunk Ava got last night? She chewed out the bartender when he refused to give her any more.”
“Yeah, she’s a real industry bitch. It’s really sad to see. She was so excited to move out to LA and now she’s like this all the time.”
coca cola espuma
CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CARAMEL COLOR, PHOSPHORIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, CAFFEINE.
CAFFEINE CONTENT: 57 mg/20 fl oz
P.Diddy was just a part of our imagination.
We do in fact consume copious amounts of coca cola from the Industrial Freezer.
Imperial industries. The shittiest place to work. Your boss is probably high, or still staggering from his night out at the bar. If you work here you are probably an alcoholic. People go here when there is no other option. This place is a dump. You won't make a living working here. You're probably a scum. This place sucks. Full of shitty welders, drug dealers and felons.
Congratulations! You got a job at imperial industries, you're going nowhere in life!