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mac n' cheese pouch

A modified version of a beer gut; a beer gut for someone who does not drink beer.

Jack: I think I need to start losing weight.

Kimberly: Yeah you do, you're starting to get a mac n' cheese pouch

by Professor_Fireman November 1, 2021

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Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

by moydog April 3, 2010

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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017


Dick pouch

Device attached to a Male stripper/exotic male dancer's G-string to cover his dick/penis

Most of the time male strippers will use a dick pouch to cover their Johnson's while on stage

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020


Pussy Pouch

A purse worn around the lower waist by members of the male sex, also known as a Fanny Pack or "man-purse.

It's hard to look manly while sporting that pussy pouch.

by MaddiCat March 26, 2019


Pussy pouch

When you wear you guys boxers backwards and it looks like you have a pussy pouch.... duh!!

I put on his boxers and it looked like i had a pussy pouch -had & ll

by Had&ll March 24, 2018


Mud pouch

Is when you stick a midget in the back of your path and take a diarrhea shit on them.

"Hey Fed got another one he going to mud pouch on."

by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024