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1) An obsolete document printed in the 1700's on hemp paper, establishing a new democracy and forming the basis for our current government. Well written piece but the Homeland Security Act has rendered it ineffective for protecting US citizens from illegal searches and seizures by our own police and military, under the guise of terrorist hunting.
Your property may be entered, searched and items removed without a warrant to do so, no notice the authorities were there or any written inventory of any items they may have taken.
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When people type too fast and accidentally Put an n instead of m
Tyrone: yo you ever heard of anong us?
Tyrone: among us*
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I was only nine years old. I loved Among us so much; I had all the merchandise and the skins. I played Among us every night before bed. Thanking Among us for hours of entertainment, I been given. "Among us is love," I say, "Among us is life."
My dad hears me and calls me, "A noob." I kenw he was just jealous of my devotion for Among us. I call him, "Sus." He slaps me and sends me to bed. I am crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold.
I feel a warmth move towards me. I feel something touch me. It's the Among us characters. I am so happy. They whisper in my ear, "Are you the imposter?" They grab me with their hard-working crewmate hands and put me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for the Among us characters. They penetrate my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the Among us characters. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push againist their force. I wamt to please the Among us characters. They roar a mighty roar as they fill my butthole with their love.
My dad walks in. The Among us characters look him straight in the eye and say, "It is all sussed now." The Among us characters leave through my window. Among us is love, Among us is life.
:I play among us.
:kys
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that one trending game that is popular but in reality is very boring
guy 1: why is this Among Us popular?
guy 2: guy 1 sus
everyone but guy 1: votes guy 1
guy 1: skips*
guy 1: b r u h
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A male who doesnt know how to treat a girl properly.
He always tends to:
-Get you to fall in love with him
-Say the right things when you're upset
-Talk about horny shit to you
-Etc.
Around his friends/your mutual friends he tends to:
-Ignore you
-Make it seem like you are invisible to him
-Makes it seem like you are unimportant to him
-Puts you down
-Says that you are uncool
These males usually go after the girls they know that like them and they talke all advantage of that they cannot controll themselves around these guys cuz they cant help but likeing them.
But all he really want is sex!
Girl: *Text* I cant keep this in for much longer... Can I tell u something? But u have to promise you wont let it affect our relationship!
Guy: I Promise!
Girl: I like you! I have liked you for a long time!
Guy: Oh im sorry, I don't feel the same way.
*Few Weeks Later*
(Making Sexual comments to girl. Examples: Your boobs look great in that shirt)
*Then*
(Guy tries to pressure girl into sexual intimacy. Examples: BJ's, HJ's, For him to suck on Breasts)
*Then The Girl thinks he is a Using Player but doesn't know what to do!*
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This dictionary was created as a resource for people who wanted to learn the latest slang terms. Lately, it has been used to degrate the mental well-being of many different individuals. This is not what this was created for. By using it in that sense, this site has lost whatever dignity it had to begin and has damaged feelings of people who did not even realize they were being made fun of behind their backs, and for the entire world to see. For all the people who have "cracked" on other people, or completley decimated the character of another person I ask you: What have you accomplished? Do you feel good when you make others feel bad? Do you think that people will like you more if you hurt someone else intentionally? All you have done by tarnishing the image of someone else virtually is destroy your own image in real life.
Cruel People may never learn from their mistakes....
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