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Posing for a photograph in a manner that is either intentionally or unintentionally unattractive. The person in the photograph appears as though he or she was trying to look attractive, but failed.
However, the ugliness of the photograph cannot be instantly or overtly noticeable. Instead, someone viewing the photograph will have to look twice to figure out what is off about it.
"Jefferson, I have a question. Did you go subtle ugly for this picture? Because you don't look quite up to your usual, gorgeous standards."
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As above, the man must gnaw off his arm to avoid waking the sleeping beast that he took home while drunk. I thought I might add what my dad calls "double coyote ugly" where the man gnaws off his other arm because he knows she'll be looking for a one armed man.
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A term used when a person's brain filter fails to catch a catastrophic social faux pas that causes a relationship to be strained and even terminate. Usually done when acting in a humorous setting, it appears to be harmless at first but the intended recipient either takes it wrong or someone eavesdropping gets butt hurt and starts acting like an ugly baby themselves.
Jaimie:"Hey Nick check out this pic of my god daughter, isn't she just the cutest?"
Nick:"Damn! that's an ugly baby!
Sasha:"What the fuck is he talkin about my little girl for!
Jaimie:"It was a joke..."
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The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star
"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"
ugly itis a person or something that is not only ugly damn ugly a way to tell someone they are extremely ugly or something that is extremely ugly
that girl has a major case of ugly itis
my neighbor bought a junk car that thing has a major case of ugly itis
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The over-head lighting that comes on at a bar/club near closing time. Has the immediate affect of reversing beer goggles.
Immediately following the ugly lights is a half hour period of time where the desperate find their hookup for the evening and leave the bar.
We need to get out of here before the ugly lights come on and I see what I've been making out with really looks like
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Gritty. Ugly that's suitable for television.
I wanted Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" ugly, not Cornelius on "Planet of the Apes" ugly. TV ugly, not ... ugly-ugly.
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