smobowser

Bowser from Super Mario Odyssey: Nice hair, by the way! What? Oh, sorry, I'm talking to Bowser.

"Smobowser looks CLASSY!!"

Trump

The president who wants to build dat wall.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Trump built a wall!"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "Yeah, the terrorists already blew it up."

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The Ugly Barnacle

The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star

"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"

Morbalogy

Noun:

The religious belief that Morbius is the only way to have true happiness and joy. This generally involves watching Morbius on a daily basis to improve physical and mental strength. Being a Morbalogist generally comes with immense popularity and newfound power, without any negative side effects.

“My popular friend Joe? Yeah, he’s a Morbalogist. That’s why he’s so popular.”

“I believe in Morbalogy.”

Oho Oasis

From Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, THE BEST VACATION HOME EVER, home of Hermie III, who likes Santa Claus.

"LET'S GO TO OHO OASIS! IF YOU SAY NO, I'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF!!"

Roblox

It sucks.

"I cruddy HATE that stupid Roblox trash!"

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Flying Gorilla

The best game to ever grace mobile phones. The devolopers provide this masterpiece for free, what legends. Download it now for maximum flying gorillas.

“Bro, did you play Flying Gorilla?”

“No?”

“Looks like our friendship is over.”