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Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.

"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."

by thesearewords August 9, 2012


virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.

You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.

by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018


virtual pilot

A posh term for a gamer who plays video games that at least roughly fall into the flight simulation category. These games include X-Plane, Il-2 Sturmovik, Rise of Flight, Aces High 2, DCS: A-10C Warthog, Battlefield 4 and War Thunder. Virtual pilots who mostly play war oriented games often join a clan (labeled in the scene as "squad", "jagdgeschwader" etc) and subscribe to some form of fascist or spartan ideology.

Jack: I finally managed to take off and land without crashing. I'm a virtual pilot now!

by Nimitz November 24, 2013


Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"

The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.

by GigglyPie October 12, 2008


virtual gangster

See: Keyboard Warrior, troll, internet tough guy, URL Badman

Virtual Gangster is the sore loser in real life, s/he has a ball to talk shit online but they are timid, matey, and passive-aggresive in real life

by Sir. B January 12, 2021


Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020


Virtual Arkansas

For people who love the internet and love failure because it's a online learning course.

Virtual Arkansas

by Mason250 October 26, 2018