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A vodka trick shot is when a scantily dressed and decenlty drunken girl climbs up onto the pool table to make a long shot, then side swipes the cue ball into the corner pocket, competely avoiding any other target on the table and still manages to leave all her male companions whole-heartedly impressed.
*cue ball is sunk*
Drunken Girl: **woops,...i..think......I...mesthed...that..up.....heheheHEHEHhehehHEHEHHEHHheehehHEHEHehehehehehheh!!!!!!!@
Guy: Wow, how'd you get your boobies to manover the cue like that?
Immune friend: *sighs* Quite the Vodka Trick Shot!
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When your about to cum, you pull out and release your victory squirt into the shot glasses filled with vodka. Then she turns around and downs them quickly.
Jack: "Did you girlfriend do the Houdini Vodka Shots last night."
Richard: "Yeah, man she got totally fucked up for round 2."
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saras capri-sun vodkas
A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!
A large rectangular vending machine than dispenses a vodka drink of choice. In most cases it requires monetary payment. However, if privately owned, vodka drinks are dispensed at the will of the owner. Strategically placed, these machines have been known to improve morale in the workplace, save marriages, encourage spending and make other people appear more attractive.
vending, vodka, marriage, drink, workplace, dating, Vodka Vend-O-Matic
When you stick it in her ass and then cum in her ass and then you eat her ass out whilst sucking the cum back out of her ass. Then you spit it in her mouth and she eats your ass with the cum still in her mouth. Then she spits the load back into your mouth and you swallow it
Jenny: wow your breath stinks!
Me: oh that’s just cuz we did 2 shots of vodka last night
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Usually a drink of Smirnoff Vodka mixed with ale, water and such served in a tall cup with lots of ice.
Hey waiter, two smirnoff vodka high balls please.
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Jell-o shooters, especially the ones made by my bestest buddy in the whole wide world Lisee Marie. Completely devoid of water, these jell-o shooters are made with nothing but vodka and they are not shooter sized, they are most often in cereal bowls and sometimes coffee mugs...the truely enthusiastic or hellbent on getting shitfaced insist on having an entire Jiggly Vodka Bowl to themself...in under an hour.
So Lisa, what kind of stuff are you serving at your party tomorrow night?
I was gonna serve some jell-o shooters but we can't drink my water right now.
How about some jiggly vodka bowls?
FUCK YES!!!
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