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One of just about EVERY food item found in the FREEZER of their distribution system, along with Donuts (Yeah, "Made fresh daily"...somewhere else.
An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
Hey Jim, I was orderfilling in the freezer the other day and a box fell over. Glazed donuts fell out of it. I also saw a box with "Wal-Mart cake" written on it. Why do the store displays have "Made fresh daily" on it?
Jim: That's not my department.
Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
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Someone who roots for the Michigan Wolverines but never went to the school. There is no way possible that every fan of every school is an actual alumnus of that school. Michigan is picked out because both Wal-Mart and Wolverine start with W.
But the fact remains, the bigger the school, the more “Wal-Mart” fans there are from that school.
Also, if one has to attend the school they root for then most military personal, children under 18, and people who did no attend a FBS schools would not be able to root for any team in 99% of televised college football games. This term is elitist.
Also spelled Walmart Wolverine
Bob is from Michigan and was in the military serving his country in Iraq. He bought a Michigan Wolverine shirt and his friends picked on him and called him a “Wal-Mart Wolverine because he did not attend Michigan. I guess he should have gone to the State college that accepts everyone.
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A mother who ALWAYS shops at Wal-mart. They always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. They often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy tits, rectangular ass, and a older looking face.
Lance's mom is the biggest Wal-Mart mom I've ever seen. I heard Jared was trampled to death by 20 plus Wal-Mart moms on Black Friday
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An overly zealous University of Michigan football fan who never attended the university (probably never went to school past high school), nor has any affiliation in any way to the school. They wear all the U-M apparel you can buy at your local Wal-Mart.
"U-M ROCKS!! GO BLUE!!
Man, what a Wal-Mart Wolverine, look at that awesome Carhart jacket.
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An employee hired by Wal-Mart at minimum wage (ooowee) to ring in the price, bag it, and last but not least,put away shit people don't want after all.
Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.
To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.
Erica's dream is to be a Wal-Mart Worker just like her one dollar hoe mom!
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Word used to describe a band that has sold out so bad that their t-shirts and other merchandise are sold at Wal-mart, not really including cd's though. Bands include Ac/Dc, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Green Day (they suck anyway), Metallica, The Sex Pistols, U2, Linkin Park, and others I can't think of at the moment.
As I walked into Wal-mart, I was not suprised to see an Ac/Dc Back In Black T-Shirt, that band turned in to a Wal-Mart Sellout.
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When somebody can't actually help you, they just join you in trying to figure it out.
When Freddy asked the employee where the air filters were located, the employee could only offer Freddy wal-mart help by leading him around the store a few times. A task Freddy would have undertaken solely had he not assumed the employee had actually known where the filters were.