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Now if you want to talk about a really fucked up isp for all you dumb fucks out there isp means internet service provider. all walmart connect is, is a shitty look alike aol program that costs about 9.95 per month but is slower than mother fucking molasses and you cant go in any fucking chat rooms except bot filled AIM rooms which arent even god damn rooms to begin with. When calling for help it is similar to AOL because you always get a fucking towelhead. Its unfuckingbelieveable that you can not get one fucking AMERICAN to help your ass out. So if you want a piece of shit ISP choose walmart connect. PS the free trial is only for 7 days, big fucking deal!
What the fuck man why the hell would an isp let you only have a week trial fuck walmart connect.
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Used by African Americans when playing against them in some sort of online gaming. The term itself makes no sense to any other race, but African Americans use it frequently to express the lag they might be getting from you, or lag you might be encountering.
SurfNstuff92: Dude I'm frickin lagging
BIGBOYPLAYA802: ay nigga you got a Walmart connection.
LEBRON23: HAAA NIGGA BITCH AZZ WALMART NIGGA
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code phrase for "going to steal shit at walmart". the term "going to walmart" implies shoplifting because that is the purpose of any visit to walmart.
Michael: "i want a rip stick. we are going to walmart..."
Alex: "i was thinking the same thing, im hungry. bring your poofy jacket chris."
Chris: "fuckkk yeahh"
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when you go around walmart putting things in you cart and when you go to check out. When the cashier rings everything up and tells you how much everything will be just shrug your shoulders and say "rejected bitch" then run off.
today i performed a walmart rejection.
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Someone of small stature, generally a female whom frequents Walmart. This normally occurs during late night hours in an attempt to " Hook up " with another patron. A Walmart Hobbit also likes to publish their where abouts ( Walmart ) on popular social media in an attempt to draw in their prey.
A friend of mine was working with me one night when his Walmart Hobbit posted on social media that she would be at said store, then shortly there after my friend then placed an outside food order in order to meet his Hobbit.
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Usually someone of lesser intelligence or of a mentally impaired category. Top choices of wal-mart greeters are usually those with down syndrome, saggy balls, vaginal gericatric bat disease, or work release programs. Typically found at the entrance of walmarts, and sometimes packing a roll of different colored stickers in which they appraoch you as if to molest you and whatever item youare carrying and at the last moment... hand extened... a round sticker of random color is stuck on the item you are holding... assaulting it... and labeling it a return or previously paid for item.... running from the wal-mart greeter is usally followed by people with walkie talkies running after you....
I don't realy know of a given example of walmart greeter grab a simple roll of already opened toilet paper and walk into any walmart.... you'll see one of the above... stalking you like a jilted speed dater on a rape quest. Blind people can even sense a wal-mart greeter by the constant sniffling of runny snot... and the faint odor of cottage cheese.
The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "wanta to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending.
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Its basically Walmart but bigger. Walmart is usely found in places where a lot of wffs are. To bad Walmart is coming to urban parts of NY. Super Walmart attracts more wffs than regular Walmart.
person#1:To bad they are makin Walmart to a Super Walmart.
person#2:Yeah, its ganna attract more wffs.
person#1:Maholla.
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