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What a woman does to her private area, hopefully every few days.
To scrub the female genitalia.
Sally: "Hey Roxanne. Are you going on another date with Ricky?"
Roxanne: "I wish. I think he may be gay. He didn't want to give me oral sex. He seemed to be turned off by my pussy."
Sally: "No, not Ricky. I bet it's time for you to wash the cat."
Roxanne: "But I bathe every week like clockwork."
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The art of cleaning another persons rusty sherrifs badge with your tongue
man she was so fit, i didn't hesitate to flip her over and give her a batty wash
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washing of the male genitalia in the sink
Tim didnt have time for a shower, so he got his fella out for a "gentlemans wash!
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A black person who lacks the characteristics associated with black people. In other words a black person who acts like a white person. Often caused by being raised in the suburbs.
Jamal was listening to Jack Johnson on his way to Starbucks, he is so white washed.
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When recieving a blow job the blower inserts the whole penis and both balls into their mouth and is able to lick the asshole all at the same time.
Last night Betty was giving me the deep throat and I jammed my balls into her gaping mouth as well. While gagging for air she accidentally tongued my asshole, she took my shit to the car wash!
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The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.
Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?
Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.
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Wash Bottles; a very funny and quite colloquial phrase emanating from the real B-Town; Brampton, Ontario CANADA!
Cardinal Leger Secondary School will live on forever!
Wash Bottles (or washing bottles, bottle washer, etc) is simply a term used, either jokingly, seriously or somewhere in between, to describe the act of fellatio. Do note, however, that this phrase must be used with a STRONG Portuguese accent, as was common in the development of this catch-phrase. The phrase is often used to describe a negative situation, or towards someone in a negative way, similar to telling someone to fuck-off.
The words can be interchanged depending on the use and tense of the incident in which the phrase is being used - see below examples
"why don't you go wash bottles down by the creek!"
"Hey buddy, go wash bottles!"
"Your mom is a bottle washer!"
"you washed bottles for a living"
and so on - take it and go!
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