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the cooler slang term for a person who has never had sexual intercourse
So I just got some pussy last night. I'm no longer a leger!
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1. Becoming extremely intoxicated on something to the point of death but not dying.
2. Getting completely fucked up.
Dude I'm going to this party tonight and I'm gonna get completely Legered.
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This word can mean whatever you want it to mean. It can replace nouns, adjectives, pronouns, and even verbs.
It is the most flexible word in the entire world.
This has been a very leger day, my leger friend. = This has been a very (fine, good, awful, etc.) day my (good, caring, terrible, little, etc.) friend.
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A Luke Leger is a man anyone would be lucky to have in their life. He pays close attention to detail in all aspects of life, which may sound odd, but he uses this intellect to surprise you with the most amazing & thoughtful things that never fail to bring a smile to your face and heart. He is a man of his word, extremely patient , understanding and will never let you down (undeservingly). He would do anything for the ones that mean most to him. He will continuously surprise you in greater and more amazing ways than the last... Luke leger is the only man you would need to keep you on your toes with excitement life an beyond, and by beyond we mean: Luke Leger can eat a pussy like a god like you have never imagined could exist before! =)
Luke Leger is a true man you want to keep close to your heart forever...
Burnette: "Damn, my man is so lame he forgot my birthday and been creeping."
Blonde: "Well Find yourself a Luke Leger, He'd never do you wrong."
Burnette: "where would I find that?"
Blonde: " In your dreams..."
Pronouned "Lezh-air".
Pulling a Legere. One who drives drunk usually for no important reason and for long distances while SEVERELY intoxicated usually but not always resulting in a DUI.
Example 1--
Person #1: "Damn I was so drunk the other night I can't believe I drove all the way across town!"
Person #2 : "Yeah you definitely pulled a Legere, be thankful you didnt get busted.
Example 2--
Person #1 : " Have you heard from John lately"
Person #2: "I heard he got busted pulling a Legere and now he's in the county jail"
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John Legere is T-Mobile USA's latest CEO. He is known to speak his mind in an outspoken, no bullshit approach. He hates AT&T like any normal human being (after working there for 20 years) and routinely disses other carriers on Twitter. He even crashed an AT&T sponsored party and was kicked out. His "UNcarrier" approach to cellular service has brought T-Mobile into a new age with millions of new loyal subscribers. He arguably has some of the most hilariously blunt statements, lines, insults, quotes whatever of any modern CEO. Considered one of the most dangerous opponents of AT&T, Verizon and Sprint because he fearlessly goes after them all the while making T-Mobile USA and its network even better. He makes unprofessional the new professional.
"I just wanted to see Macklemore….." - John Legere after being kicked out by AT&T from an AT&T event with Macklemore.
“These high and mighty duopolist that are raping you for every penny you have, If they could do something nice for you they would, The fuckers hate you.” - John Legere talking about AT&T and Verizon.
"What the fuck are you doing putting it in your pocket and sitting on it for? That's some horse shit. This thing doesn't fucking bend." - John Legere on the iPhone 6 Plus "Bendgate"
"We are either going to take over this whole industry, or these bastards are going to change, and the whole industry is going to shift. I don’t give a g--damn which. I can’t wait to watch the peckers scream and cry."
"There should be an energy drink next to the doobie in your goodie bag." - John Legere at a public event
"waiter, I would like my burger Sans Leger sil vous plait"
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