Brady Foster

Brady Foster is blonde, has blue eyes and is a 230 pound *hunk* of pure protein. If you ever get the opportunity to exist in the presence of this absolute unit piece of man-meat consider yourself divinely blessed. He is described as dummy-thicc and an absolute manwhore who is down. for. anything.

Brady Foster shaves with a 14" Machete because his testerone levels are simply that high.
He also qualified for Nationals in Public Forum Debate and will be going to Kentucky in June.
If you ever encounter this chunk, you will likely turn to granite.
Whatever you do, do not steal his beans.

"Oh my god! It's Brady Foster! I am going to swoon"

Shady brady

One whom buys fox-body's dirt cheap and hordes fox-body parts

I had to hit shady brady up for a bcam and some 1:7 rockers to make my shit beat tha ground

Brady violation

1. In football, a term describing the deflating of footballs. See Deflategate.
2. A legal term describing the affirmative duty of the prosecution to disclose any material evidence favorable to the defendant and relevant to the prosecution’s case in chief. The evidence that must be turned over is any evidence that would tend to nullify guilt or reduce culpability or punishment.

Deflategate v. Pats (holding that deflating footballs is uncool (i.e., a Brady violation)).

brady grey

a waste of space

look at that waste of space must be brady grey

Tom Brady

patriots teachers pet quarterback that lost in the biggest game of his life to a team much less skilled. the patriots were 12 point favorites. also see "piece of shit."

-dude the patriots are so gay
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch

Brady

A complete and utter fag. Usually likes blink 182 and bowl cuts. A Brady can sometimes have a large penis. But more often than not has a micro-mushroom. Bradys' are usually caught chasing college-aged cougars

I was talking to Brady the other day and he's a total cuntface.

tom brady

any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.

Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?

Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.