panty wipe

A man with a vagina who wont hang out with the guys.

Lee is a panty wipe. His wife called and he headed home.

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wipe trauma

Temporary pain and/or discomfort which occurs in and around the anus from wiping one's butt to hard and/or deep.

Mother of 3-year old child: "Why is Benny screaming?"
Father of 3-year old child: "He says his butt hurts - I think I wiped him too hard and caused some wipe trauma."

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ass-wipe

sometimes a lame teenager who trys to be smart and brilliant. Most often than not, failing at it.

"I smoke weed and I'm a genious"
"No, I'm sorry, you're an ass-wipe"

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Spray and Wipe

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also 'Poofter Chook' for a description of the outcome.

Hey Company Accountant, the price of those engineers is way to high. You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.

Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.

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J-Wipe

Someone that has been embarrassed or proved wrong in a situation.

Kyle is a J-Wipe because he thought two plus two equals twenty two, everyone knows it equals four.

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curiosity wipe

A butt wipe that is used when you aren't quite sure what is going on with the area around your anus.

Needed possibly after a fart that may have left some artifacts or just because you don't know what is going on around your jibblies.

Take a curiosity wipe anytime you want to check on the status of your butt.

Ah man.... I just twisted a crunch but i'm not sure if i wiped well...

Might have to take a curiosity wipe to make sure i am ok.

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Arse Wipe

Name Given to people that are just retards

Guy 1: Your Such an Arse Wipe!
Kevin Shorter: What? Why?
Guy 1: You Just are.

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