a magical purple object found in the slums of the lgbt community
Wow Susan, you're looking really happy today! Did you use Hunter's dildo?
A male family member who surreptitiously owns/operates an online Adult store.
Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.
Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.
"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"
"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."
mate my girlfriend loves a bit of unicorn dildo action naa'mean
ye mate gimme some of that
Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.
Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!
A dildo that has an ability to squirt liquid out thereby appearing more realistic. Squirting Dildo can be used in a variety of ways by straight or gay couples.
Monica used a squirting dildo to ejaculate all over her girlfriend.
A dildo suit is a rubber suit that GWAR wears at their concerts, this suit has hundreds of 8 inch dildos attached to it.
OMG! Gwar just smacked me with the dildo suit!!@!112!!!
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