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Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head
That girl is so slutty that she probably gets abe lincolned all the time
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While having sex, you blurt out the name of someone else you want to have sex with more than the current person you are engaged with.
"While having sex with my girlfriend last night, I honest abed and yelled out my ex's name."
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1) When an unconscious person gets their face skeeted on, then their pubes trimmed and stuck to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
2) He freed the negros.
3) A wrestler who became the sixteeth president of the United States. It's a job, right?
4) When a partner, during intercourse, shits logs of feces onto their partner's face, building a cabin.
"Nick was the first to pass out at the Delta Gama frat party. They dropped their pants, then Abe Lincoln'd him for being a pussy."
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"Abe Lincoln freed the niggers"
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"I'm going to Abe Lincoln my way to the White House."
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"Billy wouldn't fuck me tonight. I got the blue balls so bad that I Abe Lincoln'd a shit cabin on his mouth while he slept."
"Patty wouldn't give me oral last night after her dentist appointment, so she gave me an Abe Lincoln instead."
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an Abe Lincoln is when ur about to ejaculate and u proceed to make ur release all over her face where a beard like Abe Lincoln's would go and then u shave off ur pubes and let them fall on her face creating a beard.
note: in this day and age females shouldn't have enough pubic hair to create the beard for an Abe Lincoln, and if they like the look of pubic hair or something they should be wearing a merkin
My girlfriend got a job in the circus after i gave her an Abe Lincoln.
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When someone thinks they are ripped; yet they have a super beer gut.
Dude, your not working out your abs enough; your getting a uni-ab!
When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.
Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.
a name for marijuanna, usually in the form a cigarello.
1. I'm just chillin with my boy, Abe Luntsworth.
2. Where you at? Abe's trying to kick it.
3. Abe Luntsworth and I are just hanging out on my porch.
4. Don't worry dude the party won't be lame. Abe will be there.