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A term used to describe a person who seems like a happy butt unlikable person, A happy ass hole.
Jim: Todd is such a nice guy but he acts like a gay-anus!
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when you've taken too many laxatives and your butt basically gets a hangover from all the drugs and ends up diarrhea-ing (the same as vomiting during a hangover..except out the other end) and its quite unpleasant because one's butt gets quite tired and the cheeks get very confused and dizzy.
morgan: awww mann i have such an anus hangover, my butt keeps missing the chair when i try to sit down and it hurts!
susan: poor you! ya really gotta lay off the laxatives cause i heard that your cheeks can switch sides if they get too confused! shnikes!
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The condition in which ones anus freezes over due to cold shits.
My mom went to the doctor the other day, she came back and said she had a nasty case of blue anus.
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An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.
Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.
"Oh no, how many times do we have to warn Anus mouse not to sit on the hot sauce."
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mental and physical deterioration after extreme exertion.
Yo nig, that mile swim we did was scrait anus.
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A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.
"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."
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Blunt force trauma to the anus.
I slipped off the bike pedals and received a vicious anus smash.
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