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a bagel in which the condiments have been replace with man juice contrast to the usual butter or cream cheese
The customer was acting rather snobbish so the cook gave him a nice warm giz bagel
A sexy twink who speaks in cursive
OH MY GOD DIME YOU ARE SUCH A COREY THE BAGEL.
A term for an African woman's asshole.
Guy 1: Hey, should I ask out Adebowale? Guy: Totally man, I heard she's got a great Nigerian Bagel.
a bagel in desperate need of toasting, without which it is impotent in terms of it's edibility and taste factor.
this impotent bagel does nothing for me
To really freak out over something. See flip a shit, flip a biscuit
1: Way to flip a bagel there.
2: Ben really flipped a bagel when I drank the last mountain dew.
3: Hey! Don't flip a bagel over this, but (insert reason to flip a bagel here)
Titties that look like actual BAGELS
Guy: man those tiddies look like bagels
Other guy: Those are some bagel titties
A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.
"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."