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Baltimore Zoo

Describing all the animals (people that act like animals) that live the city of Baltimore, Maryland.

Its going to be wild night in the Baltimore Zoo if the Ravens win the Super Bowel!

All the animals were out tonight in the Baltimore Zoo tonight!!

by sammgirl May 20, 2014


Baltimore Bombscare

In the midst of receiving a rimjob, the receiver of the ass licking quickly grabs the rimmer by both ears, pulling her forcefully against his asshole and promptly farts in her mouth. Roles/genders can be switched/modified to fit the preferences of both the giver and receiver.

She tried to stick a brush handle up my ass while giving me a rimjob, so I worked up some gas and gave her a Baltimore Bombscare.

by Luckybus March 7, 2017


Baltimore Bow

When a Female uses her elbow crease to jerk off a Male's penis usually when the female is "tired" and doesn't want to do any work.

My girlfriend was real tired last night so she just gave me a baltimore bow.

by CaptianFartPants December 8, 2021


Baltimore twister

A sexual act in which one of the partners defecates in a circular motion till the stole forms in a spiral like shape on the recipients chest.

Last night the wife and I were getting dirty and she tried the old Baltimore twister on me 😏

by Baltimore twister January 7, 2021


baltimore person

A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.

“That dude is so dark he’s nearly midnight. Must be a baltimore person.”

by theovondictionary July 19, 2023


Baltimore

S-Tier murder capital

Badger: What is Baltimore compared to Detroit and Chicago?
HeavenlyFather: Baltimore is literally, S-Tier murder capital you will die. Welcome to PUBG

by Nezha March 28, 2022


Baltimore

Fucking monsters...

Maybe riot jokes are really fucking monsters.

Only in Baltimore.

by Seitan June 11, 2023