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Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off
Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.
A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
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In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.
Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.
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When you scream into your girlfriends ass hole ass loud as possible
Marsha broke up with Deral because he barked in the wrong hole
"you hear that Marsha broke up with Deral?"
"Yeah i heard he was Barking in the wrong hole"
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That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs
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you got some ugly ass feet and they're probably smelly too
person: *sends a pic of feet*
me: "girl your dogs are barkinggg"
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A derogatory phrase that refers to a spineless person who talks a lot about making changes that they will never do.
Kevin McCarthy is a disgrace to America. He's all bark and no bite.
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