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A fat German woman.
From the English bovine and, of course, Bavaria, the southern province of Germany.
Did you see Jody's new girlfriend? She's a real bovarian!
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The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.
After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.
Masturbation technique requiring two fully functional hands. The hand on the bottom is twisting one way, while the hand on the top is twisting the other, like a pepper grinder.
"Dude, I whipped it out in Wal-Mart the other day and gave myself a Bovarian Peppergrinder until I came all over the 5.99 DVD rack!"
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The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.
If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!
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A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
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When you throat fuck a girl and punch her in the eyes right before you blow
I have that bitch a bovarian tunnel dragon at that party last weekend bro!
This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face
Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.