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bovarian

A fat German woman.

From the English bovine and, of course, Bavaria, the southern province of Germany.

Did you see Jody's new girlfriend? She's a real bovarian!

by In Google We Trust March 29, 2005

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Bovarian Cream

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.

After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.

by JonkersAK September 17, 2015


Bovarian Peppergrinder

Masturbation technique requiring two fully functional hands. The hand on the bottom is twisting one way, while the hand on the top is twisting the other, like a pepper grinder.

"Dude, I whipped it out in Wal-Mart the other day and gave myself a Bovarian Peppergrinder until I came all over the 5.99 DVD rack!"

by Robert Ramathorn October 8, 2007

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Bovarian Napkin

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.

If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!

by Perkins Crew May 29, 2009

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Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger April 24, 2012

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Bovarian tunnel dragon

When you throat fuck a girl and punch her in the eyes right before you blow

I have that bitch a bovarian tunnel dragon at that party last weekend bro!

by Huf69 January 13, 2018


Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face

Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.

by All Hail King Mathyall December 18, 2014