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When you get so sad you get a boner.
"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"
Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.
When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics
Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner
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An erection that comes to fruition when a partner shares those special three words.
Her: I love you.
Him: *gets a raging hard on*
Her: Did you just get hard?
Him: It's an Intimacy Boner. Look it up.
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When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth
When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.
an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.
Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.
When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.
Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.
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Girl: Are you hard?!
Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.
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The musty scent on the breath of one who recently sucked cock.
Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!
Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?
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