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beer murderer

Someone who opens a beer, takes a sip or two and then just ignores it. Since others know that the beer is probably owned by someone, they don't drink it either. After thirty minutes or so the CO2 is gone from the beer and the beer has warmed up to room temperature, making it unenjoyable to drink.

This usually happens when people also smoke weed during the occasion. It should be punished by death.

Guy at a party who finds a near-full but opened bottle of beer that has been standing there for over an hour: "We've got a beer murderer in the building!"

by dickkwikkwek January 5, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer flag

This is an action designed to get a bartenders attention in a crowded bar if you are not particularly good looking or well endowed. This action is accomplished by holding your empty glass to your forehead. The action is sometimes accompanied by shouting "BEER FLAG !" and is quite effective.

WOW ! You pulled that bartender right away from that hotty when you flew that beer flag.

Watch my beer flag get us refills moi ponto.

by critter getter March 21, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer ninja

one who stealthily can steal another's beer. basically a beer ninja is one stealthy m0-fo and can do it right in front of yo face.

Yo digga, tonite i stole a beer and used kim's fat ass as a screen when i leaned over and grabbed it off the fuckin coffee table. I'm a hella sweet beer ninja.

Hahahahaha Dave was so drunk i walked right up to him and stole his beer like 2 feet from his face. fuckin hilarious. Man that makes 2 beers tonite. I'm such a fuckin beer ninja, yo.

by jassu19 August 29, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


geek beer

slang term for bawls energy drink.

Because Bawls is so popular among online gamers and programmers, this beverage is commonly seen at LAN Party events, where players will bring Bawls cases like one would take beer to sporting events. Bawls has gained a nickname by some people of "Geek Beer" for this.

Yo grab me a geek beer! 4am is too early for me to go to bed.

by RAWR!! April 3, 2006

59๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


duff beer

A brand of beer drank by Homer Simpson and his friends in popular Television show "The Simpsons". It is the only drink that Moe Syzlack stocks at his tavern, Moe's Tavern.

"Hey Moe, Gimme a Duff Beer, please."- Homer Simpson

by Tuddy September 2, 2007

261๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beer bruises

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

by ..WiL May 22, 2005

58๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beer Scooter

The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it
i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
beer scooter".

by Karlito April 20, 2003

79๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž